Our current event:

A ROLLICKING GOOD KNEES UP

An Old Time Music Hall

My Lords, Ladies, and Gentlemen, you are most cordially invited to attend “A Rollicking Good Knees Up” here at The Salon Varietes Theatre as we present our annual music hall from the  Fri 10th Feb until Weds 15th Feb.  There will be gargantuan amounts of singing, performed mostly by your-good-selves, our illustrious and worthy Chairman - Mr. Colin Pollard, well known in the outer regions of Los Boliches for his wit and magnetism, will keep us all in order. I personally don’t think he will be able to do a great deal with the cast as they have a combined age that outnumbers Methuselah and, most probably, will have imbibed too much.  But with your help and greatly needed support, we will have a pleasurable and cheerful evening, singing the songs of days gone by in a raucous and disorderly fashion. And this is all, of course, brought to you at “Enormous Expense”. You may book your tickets now from The Box Office Tel: 952 47 45 42